Somebody pay me million million dollar to be piece of shit garbage Tony Romo I be happy

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 29, 2013

Now of course, The Iron Sheik is just testing us.  What is saying, no what he is demanding of all us, is to look deep within ourselves and ask what do we have and what do we need to make us happy.

You see, The Sheik knows he is the Living Legend.  Yet, he knows that he peaked too soon.  An older man, an elder statesman if you will, he realizes that the riches showered upon this generation are far greater than those showered upon his.  He is also testifying to the fact that the work of the Sheik and his era was far greater, and in less than the ideal circumstances.  Harder travel, worse doctors, less sophisticated technology.

And the Sheik wouldn’t change it for a moment.  And he doesn’t want you to either.

See, you would have to pay him a million, million dollar or – $1,000,000,000,000 or 1 Trillion.

He would give up his legacy for an amount of money that no man has.

He wants you to be happy with what you have.

You’re you.  You’re great.  Even if you don’t have millions.

Tony Romo has millions.  But according to the Sheik is “Piece of shit garbage.”

Sheik knows money can’t buy happiness.

Respect the legend.

Pope Francis the real or the jabroni?

— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) March 14, 2013

The Iron Sheik has stated himself to be a Sunni Muslim.  He has watched with the Roman Catholic Church appoint a new Pope.  He is trusting that the new Pope, Pope Francis, will be true leader.

But deeper, The Iron Sheik is question the very fabric of Leadership.  The Iron Sheik is casting aside the shadows of the Church to say “Hey, who are you to say you are so important.  I am a man just like you.  No matter what group of men elect you, you are no better than any other one of God’s creatures.”  The Iron Sheik believes, as is obvious by this tweet, that we are all God’s children.

The Real or the Jabroni?  The Pope may just be a Jabroni to the Iron Sheik.  But the Iron Sheik knows he will lead as a humble servant.

And that will make him The Real.

Team Sheikie.

Jack Black.  The Iron Sheik.

That is all.

Much Respect to Haiti.  You should have put Jables in the Camel Clutch!

TEAM SHEIKIE.

This is where we share with you the wit and wisdom found from tweets by The Iron Sheik.

A little Background.

The Iron Sheik was born in Iran.  He participated in the 1968 Mexico Olympics, representing his country in Greco Roman wrestling.  You might remember the ’68 Olympics for something else though.

Pictured: What you know about the ’68 Olympics. Not Pictured: The Iron Sheik

After, he became a professional wrestler.  A foreign wrestler with an accent most evil.  And A handlebar mustache.  And horned boots, that he would stamp three times to “load a foreign object” into.  He was the WWF world Heavyweight Champion and was the man whom Hulk Hogan Defeated en route to becoming the greatest human being that ever lived.

As an aside, My dad was there.  He describes the match as “He Hulked in, we went crazy and two minutes later he Hulks out.  We didn’t have time to sit down!”

Anyway, he has since semi-retired, and has gone on to become a staple on Howard Stern and Opie and Anthony.  He’s a staple on those programs because he is a complete maniac.

A. Complete. Goddamn. Fucking. Maniac.

And Team Sheikie is here to share some of his tweets.  And give you the wisdom buried therein.

Enjoy what’s to come.